1.
"When
life
gives
you
abdominal
pain,
it's
time
to
slow
down
and
take
care
of
yourself. "】

2.
"Nothing
ruins
your
day
quite
like
a
sudden
stomachache. "】

3.
"I
never
realized
how
much
I
took
a
pain-free
tummy
for
granted
until
today. "】

4.
"I've
never
been
more
grateful
for
a
hot
water
bottle
and
some
ginger
tea. "】

5.
"Why
does
it
feel
like
my
stomach
is
playing
a
game
of
Twister
without
me?"】

6.
"If
I
could
trade
places
with
anyone,
it
would
be
someone
with
a
healthy,
happy
digestive
system. "】

7.
"Is
it
bad
that
I've
resorted
to
begging
the
universe
for
some
relief
right
now?"】

8.
"I'm
starting
to
think
that
maybe
I
should
have
listened
to
my
mom
and
skipped
that
sketchy
sushi
place
last
night. "】

9.
"I
wouldn't
wish
this
kind
of
pain
on
my
worst
enemy. "】

10.
"My
new
motto:
'No
pain,
no
gain'
does
not
apply
to
digestive
issues. "】

11.
"Can
someone
please
remind
me
to
cherish
every
pain-free
moment
I
have
from
now
on?"】

1
2.
"I
never
knew
lying
in
the
fetal
position
could
be
so
appealing
until
now. "】

1
3.
"It's
official:
I'm
taking
a
vow
to
always
listen
to
my
body
and
avoid
anything
that
could
cause
this
kind
of
discomfort. "】

1
4.
"I
never
thought
I'd
say
this,
but
I
miss
being
able
to
eat
whatever
I
want
without
consequence. "】

1
5.
"I'm
convinced
that
stomach
pain
is
nature's
way
of
telling
us
to
slow
down
and
take
a
break. "】

1
6.
"I
never
realized
how
much
my
mental
state
affects
my
digestive
system
until
now. "】

1
7.
"If
anyone
needs
me,
I'll
be
drowning
my
sorrows
in
a
bathtub
of
peppermint
oil. "】

1
8.
"I
never
thought
I'd
have
to
add
'avoiding
spicy
food'
to
my
list
of
daily
priorities. "】

1
9.
"I'm
starting
to
think
that
my
stomach
has
a
vendetta
against
me. "】

20.
"I
never
realized
how
much
I
relied
on
my
digestive
system
until
it
decided
to
rebel
against
me. "】